11 days

11 days left as a free woman.

It hasn't quite sunk in yet. I'm going to be married. Officially tied to someone else.

Wow.

It's scary and not at the same time. On the one hand, it's a frightening thought that the rest of my life is settled with one person. On the other hand, I can't imagine things being any other way.

Anyway, had an interesting holiday. Lots of weirdos calling to demand money. What else is new?

I did discover that my friend Matt hates cowbells. Well, I've known that for a while, but I didn't realize to what extent he hates cowbells until today. Taunting him with the cowbell is exceedingly fun.

I am truly evil.

Captain Shinholser the Unmerciful (especially when it comes to ringing cowbells)